May 2012
114 posts
“The keys to someone else’s happiness are not necessarily the same ones as...”
May 26th
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Um, so I had a dream last night
that I saw Hayden on television, on one of the commercials for Deal or No Deal. Dylan was also in my dream. Apparently too many girls were chasing after him and he was complaining about it to me. He seemed quite unhappy about it. Lol.  
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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12 signs you're into someone.
I will give you longer hugs. Instead of using my Dior Forever and ever or my YSL Babydoll fragrances, I’ll use my Juicy Couture Viva La Juicy whenever I see you.  I will message you just because I can, not because I need to. [[MORE]] I’ll try to make sure that my hair looks nice whenever I see you.  The lip gloss I’ll use when I’m with you would have a yummy, fruity...
May 24th
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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You're cute, I'm shy, so bye.
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: favourite colour?
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Are you a lesbian?
May 22nd
May 22nd
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Oh honey,
you never cease to make me laugh. <3
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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“I wish everyone could become rich and famous, so they can see it isn’t...”
– Jim Carrey
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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I hope that wasn’t too mawkishly sentimental…. 
May 19th
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“If you don’t like something change it. If you can’t change it,...”
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Cuddles with you would go down well right about now
May 19th
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May 19th
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Anonymous asked: Which motherfucker said the Avengers sucked? *loads nuclear missile*
May 19th
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Had a dream this morning.  A hot chick was involved. She was just casually naked in front of me. So I ate her out. Loveeee it.  
May 19th
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May 19th
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thebansteven: the avengers fucking sucked  How- How could you say such a thing!?!?!!?
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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Me: My sister's friend keeps asking her when I'm going clubbing next.
Him: He wants you.
Me: Mmm, well even though I like black guys, he's not really my type...
Him: I can't imagine you doing it with a black guy.
Me: Yeah, I'd imagine the sex to be a little scary....
Him: Just imagine me punching you in the vagina repeatedly.
Me: Yeah, that and I'm not really good at deep throating.
Him: LOL, I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT?????
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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I’m going to bed now, so text me if you can fucked. If not, good night and I hope you have a nightmare of me pushing you and you falling over and grazing your knee <33333333
May 16th
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May 16th
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“I put my head down and worked my ass off. And look where it got me.”
– Candice Swanepoel
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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